Gnarler's Blog - July, 2003

Wednesday, 7-30-03. Interestingly overcast and cool
I found this site while meandering around the net looking for some interesting imagery. It's called, "Abandoned Places," and if you're a fan of dark industrial photography, check it out. The photographer has some unique and occasionally humorous commentary, and the photo work is excellent. Beware, however, of a near-excess of bird carcasses... as well as a human corpse.

We had a small earthquake north of here at 9:50 pm, Tuesday night. At first I thought there was a truck driving by outside, but it lasted a little too long. It was a 4.0, though nothing really happened around here, as it was centered up north.

We had some ant partisans appear yesterday and today, but they've been taken care of.

German word of the day: Harn (Urine)
Monday, 7-28-03. Perpetually sunny and warm
RIP, Bob Hope. Though I'm not a fan of golf, I am a fan of Bob Hope's comedy. My mom is a fan of old movies, and through having them around growing up, I've probably seen all the "road" movies, and then some. Bob, you'll be missed.

Wolfowitz: Guilty until all evidence is murky enough to invade anyway. This country is so rotting from the core outward... good lord.

Give eastern Siberia "back" to China? What in the...

Since my German isn't what it used to be, I've decided to start doing a "German word of the day" in my blog. It won't exactly be every day, but it will be in every blog entry from here on out, which is close enough.

German word of the day: E§bar (Edible)
Sunday, 7-27-03. Perpetually sunny and warm
The ants lost the war. We got an exterminator to come out and he sprayed the nests, in addition to some places around the house. I saw a few in my bedroom the next day, but after a thorough vacuuming/dusting/spraying, they never reared their microscopic heads again. Huzzah.

Ever heard of Talossa? I hadn't until today, and, ignoring all other arguments, any micro-nation that has a "Ministry of Stuff" is at the very least interesting enough for one to check out their website... I think.

I gathered some things I wrote recently and a new Here I Sit entry was born.
Friday, 7-25-03. Bizarre weather
It's Pearl Harbor, ant-style. While my mom and I were out getting Chinese food last night, about 5000 ants decided to invade the kitchen through a hole in the corner of the ceiling about as big as a pinhead. When I got home I broke out the vacuum and a can of raid, declaring victory after about an hour. Today we had an exterminator come by, but through this experience I have learned 2 interesting things: ants really like dog food, and ants really like Coke. Remember this the next time you leave an un-rinsed coke can on the kitchen counter, or fail to vacuum up bits of dog food pebbles under the edge of your kitchen cabinets.

In other news, I've been subconsciously trying to motivate myself to write more. I've been taking my 1/2-cent laptop out with me on bike rides to jot down random thoughts, and it's been interesting. The only drawback is that the ancient laptop's LCD screen is hard enough to read in a dark room, let alone outside on a cloudless summer day.
Wednesday, 7-16-03. Perpetually sunny and warm
Life was pretty good today. I made myself some guacamole, had a granola bar, and spent the evening listening to my new Misfits CD. I also watched Tom Green's new show, which isn't as bad as the ads made it look, and washed a new t-shirt that came in the mail. Jeez.. my life sucks.

Two words: dry humor. Besides, everybody loves Squirrels, and everybody loves fishing. Right Neil?

That guacamole left me feeling like I ate 20 lbs of oreo cookie cream.. f*cking hell. Additionally, no slurpees were consumed today. That, and Bush is still an idiot of the highest order.
Thursday, 7-10-03. Perpetually sunny and warm
Irony: When anti-war demonstrators ask for the president's patience over a weapons crisis in a foreign land, the president ignores them and invades, and then asks for their patience when his policy of establishing order in the occupied country fails.

This afternoon I was stuck on hold with my auto insurer, listening to an endless string of repetitive messages telling me to "please stay on the line." Suddenly, a new message came up that gave me a good laugh. Speaking in a voice that bordering on pleading, a woman simply stated, "We know you want to speak to a real person, but no one is available." Interestingly enough, I never heard that message come up again.

He's back... breakin' the law.
Wednesday, 7-9-03. Perpetually sunny and warm
Someday I'm going to decay into an angry, lonely old man. I normally try be the most solid, well-balanced individual I can attempt to be... but when a woman enters my life, the whole works can unravel into a festering pile of emotional idiocy at the drop of a hat. It's like walking a razor-thin wire of success suspended over a net of spiraling mistakes and failures that's the size of Alaska.

I spent a good portion of the afternoon trying to find an article I read a while ago in one of my old National Geographics. The article was on the tiny pollution-infested Russian industrial town of Pechenga (formerly Petsamo, Finland). I skimmed through about 30 issues before finally suspending my search. Anybody know the article I'm talking about or which issue it was in?

After a 50-year hiatus from posting any new writing material on this site, I finally put up a new entry on here I sit.

One word: Impeach.

If you focus your eyes right, the upper-right-hand corner of Phillip-Morris' new logo almost looks like a bleeding, cancer-infested lung! Oh yes, and "Altria," as Phillip-Morris is now called, isn't an evil, tobacco-stained mass of capitalist misery-profiteering... oh hell no. No, instead it has "Tobacco heritage." That's right kids.
Sunday, 7-6-03. Perpetually sunny and warm
Yet again, "woops"... no WMD.

And now, some mood-inducing expressionism.

What I'm searching for is the violence of beauty, the beauty of machinery, and the softness of light. In a season of a mood comes an invitation, laying down disintigration while we're out picking flowers. Hand in hand, comes the birth of defined existence. Save our souls, for in the morning, we can't even save ourselves.
Tuesday, 7-1-03. Perpetually sunny and warm
Here's a letter Human Rights Watch sent to Colin Powell emphasizing the need for the US to accept the International Criminal Court. I am a strong supported for the ICC, mainly because I don't believe the US should have immunity from prosecution of internationally criminal activity. To have immunity is not only arrogant and childish, but it shows the international community that we as a nation have no qualms about committing war crimes, however major or minor the offense. The US is, and should not be represented as, above law and above human rights. The US set up the majority of the rules the ICC is governed by, and an international court would only help to build an international environment for peace and democracy because all nations that are a part of its enforcement will be legally binded to uphold the rights and laws we agree upon. Our laws and culture are not exclusive, nor is any other in the world. We're one of many, not the single paramount power we like to boast we are, and we should not behave like some sort of insecure bully on the international scene. Unfortunately, no one in the current administration seems to have any interest in building anything important or just, so that's that. This is Rome and we are the Romans. Was that the call of the Visigoths I heard just over the next hill?

Today was my dog Meenee's 14th birthday. She's pretty gray now, and she spends about 90% of the day flopped on the carpet napping, but she's one of the family. I barbecued her a hamburger and put a candle in it, as always.

In other news, I got this cool empty beer crate from my Grandmother a while back. It's a 2-dozen Schlitz crate from 1918 that my grandmother used to put her Christmas lights in. As one might expect, it needed a little work. I nailed the bottom onto all 4 sides (it was originally only nailed to 2 and had cracked), re-hammered some of the old nails that had started to pop out, and vacuumed out all the spiderwebs and dirt from the joints. It rocks.

Neil Witkin shaved his beard! Holy sh*t! When did this happen Neil?
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